Case of The Radiant Proton: Birthday Jurisdiction & Happiness Proceedings

IN THE MATTER OF:

"The Universe vs. Birthday Happiness"

Sub: Annual Celebration & Well-being Assessment

TO THE MOST LUMINOUS PRESENCE,

Ms. Mansi (The Social Proton)
Currently Oscillating Between:

UPSC Galaxy of Hope
Social Work Universe
TISS Hall of Fame
Beauty Dimension

CRIMINAL CHARGES UNDER FRIENDSHIP PENAL CODE:

                1. First Degree Excellence:
                   - Operating heavy-duty dreams without permit
                   - Causing mass inspiration without warning
                   - Beauty deployment in public spaces
                   - Serial UPSC preparation (premeditated, 6 years running)

                2. Social Violations:
                   - Running parallel government through NGOs
                   - Making other UPSC aspirants feel like electrons
                   - Excessive dimple flashing without safety protocols
                   - Unauthorized spreading of motivation
            

SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE (Proton Analysis Report):

                Like Proton:
                - Permanently positive
                - Core strength of every atom
                - Fundamental to existence

                Unlike Proton:
                - Can't sit in one orbit
                - Attracts both electrons & opportunities
                - Beauty levels exceed scientific limits
            

DAILY ROUTINE EVIDENCE:

                05:00 - Wakes up to motivate sunrise
                06:00 - Makes morning walkers discuss social issues
                09:00 - Teaches society important lessons
                14:00 - Society teaches her important lessons
                20:00 - UPSC books file missing person report
                23:00 - Dreams about collector's chair
            

WARNING LABELS ⚠️:

- Smile causes permanent happiness - Success is inevitable - Dreams under massive construction - Positivity levels may be contagious

FINAL VERDICT:

The court, considering all evidence of excellence, hereby orders:

Keep being the amazing person you are
Continue charging society with positivity
Maintain those infectious smiles
Achieve every dream (UPSC included)

Signed and Sealed by:
Adv. Aditya
Supreme Court of Friendship
License: FRIEND/FOREVER/001
Specialization: Birthday Laws & Happiness Rights

P.S.: This notice is binding under "Dosti ka Kanoon"
P.P.S.: No protons were harmed during this celebration
P.P.P.S.: Cake tax is mandatory (minimum 2 pieces for lawyer)

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